Paris:– Thursday, 14. September:– Relaxed in front of the TV–weather news because the Orange Alert was for the Mediterranean area, I hastily noted the non–threatening forecast for around here. Until the Bic pen stopped short I was cozily smug.
But that was then and now is not much later. I am writing this in mortal danger of electrocution. The sky outside is twisted and writhing and every 30 seconds somebody lets off a huge mega–flashbulb right outside my window. From the bathroom I can hear running, dripping, pouring water. Is it the begin of 40 days of torrential rain? Is it a forgotten Orange Alert? Slipped its moorings, drifted north a day early, a reality check to see if I'm paying attention?
The TV–weather Joe took care to say that Corsica got 6 months–worth of rain today – since yesterday? Was he hinting that this could be our fate too? If it wasn't such a cliché, I would write that it is a dark and stormy night even if it is a dark and stormy night.
Wait! Don't cancel your trip to Paris yet! On paper the weather futures for around here aren't too bad. Tomorrow, for example, is supposed to be somewhat sunny, ah, partly, semi, okay, in periods then. There's supposed to be a 50 kph wind from the north, rain and clouds to the west, to the east, to the south and – one would think – right here. But his weather map showed the sun playing peek–a–boo on Friday. With 24 degrees for a high, not too shabby.
Saturday alas, is where my pen ran dry. Again it is supposed to be semi–sunny without saying how, and with 22 for the high. Then on Sunday I think picnics should be transferred under cover because the chaos in the sky might be worse than predicted. Same temperature for the high so carrying a mickey of rum isn't strictly necessary.
No good plan for the beginning of this 348th Café Metropole Club report comes handily to mind so I will turn off my head and just wale away at this sticky keyboard like the standard 20,000 monkeys in a room with oiled Underwoods and we'll see what comes out.
First of course I had to go to the club. This was the usual healthy amble to the Métro and then the ride down to Odéon but most readers and members must know this already, so I'll skip it. I'll also leave out walking across the old Pont Neuf even though I really did. And I'll omit the usual comments about the state of traffic on the Quai de Louvre because everybody must be sick of it, including the drivers stuck in it today.
The cafés and fastfood joints along the way were as they always are and the pet shop still stinks. For a change there were folks on the Corona's terrace eating something. Why today of all days? I went in and everything was the same. Smells of burnt cheese and uncooked frites no different from any other Thursday. The grande salle 90 percent empty, 10 percent full of more people waiting for their brunt cheese and frites. The routine, eh?
But the familiar is comfy so I took over the club's exclusive area and did the things I usually do and after I finished I got out today's Le Parisien and gave it a fair scan. A bunch of the usual blah–blah until page 6 and its story about the Château du Chaos. This is some guy's estate that he has turned into a trash happening, complete with a 9/11 replica, a crashed and burned helicopter and portraits of the world's madmen. It looks like the worst junkyard you have ever seen.
All of this is in the centre of some small picturesque French village and his neighbours are not amused, not even after 20 years of ever more and better. The mayor went to court to put an end to it, but the paper's story seems to say the guy can stay there, if he pays a fine of 200,000€. What for the paper doesn't say, except that Thierry Ehrmann is a milliardaire punk, living a vie folle.
It restored my faith in France. The rest of the news was pretty ordinary and silly and I was interrupted 75 minutes later by a gentleman asking me if I was me, if this was it, and so on. Of course, I said. Who else? Well, he didn't notice throngs of members carousing, so he wondered. I was wondering too.
Members can join the club any way they want to. They can sit in the bar of the café for 75 minutes duing a meeting and it's no twist of my nose. Would I have read about the Château du Chaos otherwise? But it turned out that member Roy Trew had been a bit vague, so new members Fenny Reitsma and Albert Jackson from Sydney Australia took a chance and scored a bingo, me.
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